The Few, The Proud, The Marines Forum

View our Photo Gallery

Contact Your Representative

Contact your Senators

Backup location for this board.

If you forget the URL for this board, or you are at a different computer and don't
have the link just go to for a clickable link to either board.

| View Thread | | Post Response | | Return to Index | | Read Next Msg |

Bergdahl ha$ big plan$. . . *PIC*

Posted By: LongGone
Date: Wednesday - October 11,2017 15:33

FORT BRAGG, N.C. — Controversial soldier Bowe Bergdahl [below] is jumping into the world of small business ownership, opening a new Escape Room location in the luxurious city of Oceanside (CA), sources confirmed today.

Bergdahl’s Escape Room franchise will feature an Afghanistan-themed environment, including Hesco barriers, piss-tubes, and a complimentary actor masturbating danger-close to your cot.

Participants will battle toxic command climates, delusions of grandeur, and existential struggles for the meaning of life, according to the official press release.

The business is Bergdahl’s first significant move since returning to America and facing court-martial.

“I’m ready to move on with the next chapter of my life,” Bergdahl told reporters. “Other folks like Snowden and Manning are making bank off of their special life experiences, so why not me? Besides, I’ve learned you can’t just run away from your problems, and I need to pay off a fuck-ton of legal debt.”

Lt. Col. Franklin Rosenblatt, Bergdahl’s defense attorney, was seen sobbing in the fetal position on a bathroom floor after learning about the business venture.

“First the podcast, now this,” Rosenblatt said, according to one eyewitness. “I should’ve joined the fucking Air Force.”

Bergdahl also announced future plans for expansion franchise locations. “We’re hoping to open up affiliate networks in south-central Pennsylvania, Pakistan and Syria,” he said. "I’m pushing for a fourth location in Fort Washington, MD, too, if the negotiations pan out." (Duffel Blog)


Messages In This Thread

(views: 29)


Post Response

Your Name:
E-Mail Address:Private!

If you'd like to include a link to another page with your message,
please provide both the URL address and the title of the page:

Optional Link URL:
Optional Link Title:

If you'd like to include an image (picture) with your message,
please provide the URL address of the image file:

Optional Image URL:

If you'd like to have the option of deleting your post later,
please provide a password (CASE SENSITIVE!):

Save Password: Yes No

If you'd like e-mail notification of responses, please check this box:



| View Thread | | Post Response | | Return to Index | | Read Next Msg |

The Few, The Proud, The Marines Forum is maintained by Rick with WebBBS 5.01.