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WELCOME 2 HELL - a sexual harassment song. . .

Posted By: MillRatUSMC aka Ricardo
Date: Sunday - December 3,2017 13:15

SNL cast that sang Welcome To Hell.
Ricardo has copied & pasted the text below;
[Cecily Strong]
Hey there, boys. We know the last couple months have been frickin' insane

[Aidy Bryant]
All these big, cool, powerful guys are turning out to be, what's the word? Habitual predators?

[Kate McKinnon]
Cat's out of the bag, women get harassed all the time!

And it's, like, dang, is this the world now?

[Saoirse Ronan]
But here's a little secret that every girl knows

Oh, this been the damn world!

It's freaky, it's narsty
It's button-under-the-desk bad
But this is our hometown, we'll show you around
Welcome to hell
Now we're all in here
Look around, isn't it nice?
It's a full nightmare
Ain't it so coo-coo, playing this Guess Who?
Yeah, it's a lot, but it's what we got
Welcome to hell, hey!

Oh, and this ain't a girl group
We just travel in a pack for safety

This is how I walk home at night

My dad gave me a pink gun, so there's a lot there

My little trick is if someone's following me I put my arm up like this and I go [*groans*]
'Cause then he'll be like, "she's not worth the trouble"

[All (Cecily)]
Welcome to hell
Now you're in our boat
Look at that guy, what is he up to in that trench coat?
It's like a maze here, all full of boners
Hey, what was that?
Whew, just a cat
(Wait, who owns the cat?)
Could be a trap
Welcome to hell, hey!

I guess it begs the question
Woah, why didn't you say something, babygirl?

Well, dang, double daddy
We definitely did
For hundreds of years

[Melissa Villasenor]
Aww, man

But I guess no one, like, cared

Because it kept happening again and again


And again!


And again!

Oh, come on!

[Leslie Jones]
Hey, just wanted to say I think what you guys are doing is really cool, I get it. Um, but you do know that it's, like, a million times worse for women of color, right?

Oh, God, yes!
Thank you for saying that

Well, let's get back into this!

Now House of Cards is ruined
And that really sucks
Well, here's a list of stuff that's ruined for us

And walking
And Uber
And ponytails
And nighttime
And drinking
And hotels
And vans

Nothing good happens in a van

Welcome to hell
This isn't news
Our situation's been a [?] since we got boobs
That's why our mom was always so tired
Grab all your friends, mace in your hands
Welcome to hell
Yeah, it ain't fair, but pull up a chair
Welcome to hell, hey!

My Note;
Are these women telling us SOMETHING?

Scariest costumes

Hint, hint, hint, not for much longer.

Not this tide.
Not this tide.
Not this tide.
None this tide,
Nor any tide.

My play on words from the poem 'My Boy Jack' by Rudyard Kipling


Disrespecting the flag by kneeling is it UNPATRIOTIC?
Or act to point out an INJUSTICE.
Racism is man's gravest threat to man.
The maximum of hatred.
For a minimum of reason.
~ Abraham Joshua Heschel

Tell me who you walk with, and I'll tell you who you are.

From the Book of Republicans:
"Lo, we have many @$$holes running for President.
Let us consider, and pick the biggest.
And so it was done."

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Diabetes II or Diabetes 2
Affect a few.
What's a body to do?
Walk a few.
Blocks or in a local mall.

Looking more like the puppet Walter!

Ricardo in virtual reality.
Virtual reality.
Is the term used to describe a three-dimensional.
Computer generated environment.


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