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"practically peeing themselves". . . *PIC*

Posted By: LongGone
Date: Saturday - December 1,2018 17:09

In Response To: None of that comes close to matching Humpty's military training .... *PIC* (Stimer)

BUENOS AIRES (The Borowitz Report)—In an unusual display of unity by an often fractious organization, the leaders of the G-20 nations voted unanimously on Saturday to deny Donald J. Trump’s urgent request for asylum.

Prior to the vote, Trump had been heard asking colleagues ranging from Angela Merkel to Xi Jinping for safe harbor in their countries, sweetening his request with offers of free luxury penthouses in Trump buildings around the globe.

In the most stunning insult to Trump, his closest allies, Vladimir Putin and Mohammed bin Salman, responded to his asylum request by laughing uproariously in his face and high-fiving each other.

After the resolution to deny Trump asylum passed by a 19–0 vote, international observers said that they had never seen the G-20 act with such enthusiastic solidarity. “Justin Trudeau and Emmanuel Macron were practically peeing themselves,” one observer said.

After receiving the resounding rebuke from the G-20, Trump grumpily withdrew to his hotel room, where he reportedly placed several calls to Kim Jong Un that went straight to voice mail.

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Underbelly. . . *PIC* (views: 16)
LongGone -- Saturday - December 1,2018 06:02
Colin Powell re Bush Sr. . . . *PIC* (views: 16)
LongGone -- Saturday - December 1,2018 12:14
None of that comes close to matching Humpty's military training .... *PIC* (views: 22)
Stimer -- Saturday - December 1,2018 13:44
"practically peeing themselves". . . *PIC* (views: 14)
LongGone -- Saturday - December 1,2018 17:09
"... Trump grumpily withdrew to his hotel room ....". It must have been raining outside .... *PIC* (views: 13)
Stimer -- Saturday - December 1,2018 17:55
Reality slap. . . *PIC* (views: 14)
LongGone -- Sunday - December 2,2018 03:53
re Bush Sr., eloquence from a Reagan . . . *PIC* (views: 9)
LongGone -- Sunday - December 2,2018 12:19

 

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