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U've gained national attention. . . *PIC*

Posted By: Long-Gone
Date: Saturday - January 11,2020 07:55

In Response To: Maybe you should consider traveling up to Toronto ... *PIC* (Stimer)

FORT WASHINGTON, MD—According to reports, the nation’s entire population gathered around and looked on with concern Thursday as 84-year-old Lloyd Stimer attempted to parallel park his Honda Civic in a tight space on South Street [pix below].

"Man, he’s cutting it pretty close there,” said local resident Chuck Cameron, 86, who was among the 315 million American passersby watching with pained expressions as Stimer moved backward several inches and then abruptly hit his brakes.

"He didn’t cut the wheel soon enough, that’s the problem. At this point he needs to just pull out again, line up about 3 feet closer, and then—Christ, he’s gonna nick that Corolla with his bumper if he’s not careful.” Moments later, the entire U.S. populace reportedly let out a collective groan as Stimer accidentally backed his tires up onto the curb for a second time.

UPDATE: Sources have now confirmed that following his 12th failed attempt to fit his car into the space, Stimer has reluctantly accepted an offer from a Armpit, TX, woman to park it for him. (Onion.com)

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Outbound 2 NJ after receiving this. . . *PIC* (views: 19)
Long-Gone -- Friday - January 10,2020 14:40
Maybe you should consider traveling up to Toronto ... *PIC* (views: 14)
Stimer -- Saturday - January 11,2020 07:43
U've gained national attention. . . *PIC* (views: 12)
Long-Gone -- Saturday - January 11,2020 07:55
And I much appreciated it ..... *NM* (views: 5)
Stimer -- Saturday - January 11,2020 08:01
Rich kids' pre-induction physical - - - (views: 13)
Harry -- Saturday - January 11,2020 17:55
Good one .... LMAO !!! ..... *NM* (views: 2)
Stimer -- Sunday - January 12,2020 07:11

 

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