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Speaking of which. . . *PIC*

Posted By: Long-Gone
Date: Sunday - May 17,2020 09:40

In Response To: Economics controls ..... *NM* (Stimer)

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Making a solemn promise to the American people, Donald Trump vowed that the nation will have a coronavirus vaccine before it sees his tax returns.

“People are saying that it takes a long time to see a vaccine,” Trump said. “I say, not compared to how long it will take to see my taxes.”

Trump said that while there was a chance that Americans could have an effective coronavirus vaccine by the end of the year, the chance of their having a glimpse of his tax returns by then sits at zero. “Those are fantastic odds in favor of a vaccine,” he beamed.

To insure that the nation gets a vaccine before it gets his taxes, Trump said he was launching an ambitious initiative called Operation Infinite Delay, to slow the disclosure of his taxes to a dead halt.

Eventually, my taxes will just go away,” he predicted.

At the National Institutes of Health, Anthony Fauci was asked for his assessment of Trump’s forecast that a vaccine would be released before his taxes. “This might be the first scientifically accurate thing he’s said,” Fauci commented.

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Biden's accuser (Tara Reade) described by aggrieved acquaintances. . . *PIC* (views: 29)
Long-Gone -- Friday - May 15,2020 21:35
Economics controls ..... *NM* (views: 26)
Stimer -- Sunday - May 17,2020 08:13
Speaking of which. . . *PIC* (views: 29)
Long-Gone -- Sunday - May 17,2020 09:40
ROFLMAO .... Humpty has masterfully paid no taxes for years ... *PIC* (views: 27)
Stimer -- Monday - May 18,2020 06:09
Ur life in oaf's hands. . . *PIC* (views: 28)
Long-Gone -- Monday - May 18,2020 09:01
Biden's accuser (Tara Reade) recon report (SALUTE). . . (views: 13)
MillRatUSMC aka Ricardo -- Thursday - May 21,2020 03:44

 

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