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Satire. . .

Posted By: MillRatUSMC aka Ricardo
Date: Tuesday - September 8,2020 17:58


Non Gratum Anus Rodentum
(Not Worth A Rat's Ass)
Washington
The Defense Secretary on Tuesday ordered the Army-Navy Game renamed to Suckers vs. Losers Bowl.
In order to better reflect White House policy changes toward the military.
President Donald J. Trump supports our military 100%,” said Defense Secretary Mark Esper.
He knows these suckers and losers serve with honor and distinction.

The latest move by the Pentagon chief follows a string of controversial pro-Trump stances taken in recent months.
Including Esper blaming Navy Capt. Brett Crozier for the Covid-19 pandemic in July'

Unlike dying for one's country, obvious ass-kissing is something I can understand and appreciate, said Trump.
Who then pledged to spend $70 million of the defense budget updating Lincoln Financial Field for the game.
We need to add a separate entrance and balcony for the amputees and maimed.
No one wants to see that.

Seventy-four anonymous sources also confirmed Trump is planning a "really huge military parade".
With "lots of tanks and other cool shit" to celebrate the renamed games.
The field remodel will include adding inspiring quotes above each entrance.
Such as "I like people that weren’t captured" and “cemeteries are full of losers.

While calling them "the true winners," Trump said.
He plans to invite those who successfully avoided "the draft and herpes" to the game.
While making clear that POW attendance would be highly discouraged.

Despite an announcement from The Pentagon and White House, eleven confirming tweets from the president.
And independent verification from one of its own reporters, Fox News was still waiting to confirm the story.
"We have done a poll of our viewers and 47% say this is fake news.
So we obviously cannot be sure here," said Fox News spokesman Tucker Carlson.

At press time, sources familiar with the matter said the administration.
Was so pleased with Esper's decision that it would consider renaming.
The military's Wounded Warrior Battalions to the Wounded Baby Battalions.
- badlawyer

Washington
Americans everywhere are condemning President Donald Trump for allegedly calling dead American soldiers “suckers” and “losers” in 2018.
Publicly voicing opinions of contempt for the military which most Americans say should only be expressed in private.

"I think it's absolutely disgraceful that Donald Trump has said out loud.
"What many of us clearly believe but are afraid to say in public," said Ana Holcomb from Battle Creek, Mich.

Holcomb said she proudly supports the troops and thanks them for their service and everything they do.
While privately admitting that she would do everything possible to stop her own son from ever wearing a uniform.

"He's just better than that," Holcomb added.
"Don't get me wrong: I respect the military, but I think those jobs.
Should be saved for the less-advantaged members of our society.
Like people trying to get off drugs or out of juvenile delinquency."
- G-Had

My Note
It might be satire, nonetheless it gives us much to think about.

Statistics are cold numbers.
Names on a slab of marble.
Tell little about men.
Or how they lived and died.
- Ray Hildreth


'Tiny Donnie' is...Etc

@JoeBiden
I've released 21 years of my tax returns.
What are you hiding, @realDonaldTrump?


This what a smart President looks...Etc

#Hope can become it's own jailer.


Navy Vet Chris David - lest we forget

Tell me who you walk with, and I'll tell you who you are.

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Diabetes II or Diabetes 2
Affect a few.
What's a body to do?
Walk a few.
Blocks or in a local mall.


Ricardo in virtual reality.
Virtual reality.
Is the term used to describe a three-dimensional.
Computer generated environment.

Password:

Messages In This Thread

Satire. . . (views: 11)
MillRatUSMC aka Ricardo -- Tuesday - September 8,2020 17:58
Satire. . .here came 'Tiny Donnie' boat parade. . . (views: 6)
MillRatUSMC aka Ricardo -- Tuesday - September 8,2020 19:25
Our incredible beloved draft dodger .... *NM* (views: 6)
Stimer -- Friday - September 11,2020 08:01
911 - 19th anniversary took a whole lot new meaning. . . . . . (views: 9)
MillRatUSMC aka Ricardo -- Friday - September 11,2020 12:14
Humpty would love to be Der Fuehrer of the USA ... *PIC* (views: 10)
Stimer -- Friday - September 11,2020 16:54
Humpty would love to be Der Fuehrer of the USA ... (views: 8)
MillRatUSMC aka Ricardo -- Sunday - September 13,2020 23:52
Difficult to believe that 9/11 happened 19 years ago ... time flies ... *PIC* (views: 9)
Stimer -- Friday - September 11,2020 17:05

 

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